come on everyone, it's what I learned Monday

     so, welcome to what i learned monday.  i learn something new everyday and decided to compile a list every monday so you can benefit from my fount of knowledge.  or, learn things you never wanted to know, as the case may be.  

1) when big girls get mad on the soccer field, they will charge. 

2) when they charge smaller girls will roll like a tumble weed. 

3) after rolling, while you may feel fine in the immediate, you will have a major headache and lower back pain the next day. 

4) with major pain, you will rejoice in the fact that it is a mama day deep thoughts by mama

 (a day where you can work from home and don’t have to get dressed at all.) 

5) 38 is too old to play an outdoor game and indoor playoff game in the same day. 

6) rusty trombone…..i will be happy to define it if you need me too….but i don’t really wanna. 

7) the word webelos will always make me laugh..i mean come on it’s got the words we and blows in it for crying out loud. 

8) i can no longer be a den leader, because the bug is going to be a webelo. 

9) there is nothing that will not make the goose roll her eyes at me. 

10) the same look that Dushie gets when she asks if people have read her blog, is the one i get when i…talk.

AND ONE TO GROW ON

11) there are few things less attractive than sour grapes.  my life has no place for people who want to take you down, just because they can.  

thanks & keep on truckin’,

e

6 responses to “come on everyone, it's what I learned Monday”

  1. Aunt Becky

    I just found out what a Rusty Trombone is and I nearly died. ME! I know. I know. I think I’m losing my edge.

  2. EH Shuba

    it’s this thing i have with visualization, it’s just way too descriptive for my delicate sensibilities….um or something like that.  i think our edge can stand with out that bit of gnarliness.  for some reason shrimping and tossed salad don’t bother me at all.

  3. mary chairs

    I too have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy…webelos makes me giggle. As did the name for the smallest athletic cup at sports authority – “pee wee”. Perhaps even funnier was my son’s sigh of relief that he was a “small”! Good times, good times.

  4. EH Shuba

    immature mothers unite

  5. Jen B

    Things I didn’t want to know right before going to bed: Wikipedia’s very descriptive definition of rusty trumbone. lol

  6. EH Shuba

    i know YUCK!!! better than before eating though i guess

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