dear missy

so, i’ve known you and loved you all my life.  we have grown together. you have always been there for me.  you make me a better me.  without you, i wouldn’t have my wonderful husband and fabulous kids.  i loved you even when i looked down to see the gnarly c-section scar above your fury brow.  i loved you even when i wasn’t sure it was you after the stitches from the episiotomy.  i mean you were where you had always been, but boy, did you feel different (yeah that wasn’t in what to expect when you are expecting.)  here’s the thing missy, today when we were sat on the toilet weeing, and the sun was shining through the skylight, i spied with my little eye a grey hair.  i have  hung in there with all of the changes we have been through together, but this is too much. a grey f-ing hair? really?  that’s it missy, you and i are going to brazil….. 
thanks,
e

4 responses to “dear missy”

  1. LisaB

    OMG, it took me a minute to get it because I am “that quick”! OMG. ROFLMFAO! I don’t even know what to say after what you have written. Do I offer to buy you wax? Grecian Formula? This was probably one of the funniest things I have ever read. :)

  2. EH Shuba

    giggle. i just pictured myself using grecian formula…cause it is a beard of sorts…not a pretty picture

  3. Judes

    you are the funnniest thing this side of the pond !!

  4. EH Shuba

    wow! thanks judes

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