i love halloween! i love the weather of the season. i love dressing up. i love candy. i love halloween decorations. i love that i get to see all of my most favorite people in one place because it’s halloween. you could even go as far as saying that i am a halloweiney.
last year while decking the halls i found what i thought would be great additions to our growing collection of halloween decorations. i couldn’t have been more wrong. it seems that demon babies may be too much for my children’s imagination to handle. last year they saw the bag of new decorations when they got home from school and turned running from the room when they found the bag of babies. this year when they came home from school on the day that i had halloween-ified the outside of the house, neither would come inside until i promised that the demon babies were still hidden safely in their plastic tub
so because i’m an asshole, i’m trying to figure out where to boobie trap the demon babies to scare the poop out of my kids. ok, i won’t. but, if you come to my house anytime soon….mwaaaaaaahhhhhhaaahaaaa, beware!E