It’s been a while since I’ve bragged on stubby hubs hunk. So here you go, honey….
I’m a lucky girl. He’s the best, if you don’t believe me, ask my mother. She thinks he’s the second coming. I don’t know if I’d go that far, but I will say he’s pretty great.
He’s a man who enjoys cooking and is pretty darn good at it too. A nice bonus for a working woman who is always going in a million different directions. Lest, you think I’m talking about someone else in his harem, I mean me.
He can cook just about anything, but he is our resident big breakfast guy. Usually on Sundays, he’ll make a proper American breakfast. Even better, sometimes, he’ll serve it to me in bed. Not on special days, just the ones where I haven’t gotten out of bed yet. Ok, so most Sundays. Don’t judge!
Several weeks ago, he brought me the spread. He even remembered the hot sauce on the eggs. MY MAN! After taking my eyes off the prize, they wondered to his face. There, perched atop his noggin, was a crown. It was the goose’s from when she was 2 or 3. It’s definitely not a king’s crown. More of a tiara if the truth be told. It has rainbow jewels, and looked tiny on his man-sized head. This is typical stubs. He’s not an in your face kinda guy. He’s got a subtle kinda humor. I tried to honor that with a subtle response. “well thank you princess,” I say in my best john wayne, “much obliged.”
It’s been weeks now, and he wears the crown whenever he cooks. It’s not even a topic of conversation. It’s just his chef’s hat.
This my friends is why this thing works. He makes me laugh, but I try not too do so too hard. Also, I am relegated to 3 maybe 4 woo hoos. Anymore and I’ve been told it seems disingenuous.
So, while he drives me crazy, going behind me flipping light switches off, “to conserve electricity”. These lights being the the motion sensor, security, outside kind. He makes me laugh. Sorry babe, I had to through in one dig. If I bragged on you too much it would be too schmaltzy and unbelievable. The queen giveth and the queen giveth away. And despite the crown, I’m still the queen.