if you are a new reader, you may have not caught the post you gotta know when to hold ’em. if you are a seasoned reader, then you have and i’m still just as sorry about that fact. the reason i bring this up is because Dushie and i had lunch today. that’s not really a stop the presses kind of thing. we have lunch a lot. come to think of it, most people eat lunch…..ok yeah back to it.
my birthday is tomorrow. so my beloved dushie gave me a gift. after the shame of only writing her a silly little poem dissipated, i took the beauteous little package in my hands. my girl is so high class. if you couldn’t smell the reeking plastic through the tissue, you might have thought it was something from tiffany’s. pretty blue/green paper with a perfectly tied bow. i told her she was sweet. she said i might change my mind after i see what it is.
Drum roll please: Vinnie’s Tampon Case. see folks now i always know where to hold’em…oy
i will not be happy until all women think of me when they think of aunt flo. i want my picture to be next to “the curse” in the dictionary. sorry vinnie, but i need to advertise. you aren’t going to be my tampon case, i’m gonna bring you to the people as my wallet/purse.
oh, i am loved! thanks for the giggle dushieE