i know i’ve said it before, but my sense of humor is right on target….if i was a 12 year old boy. i recently downloaded an emoticon app for my phone . ok that’s not entirely true, i downloaded it a couple of years ago, but in my first attempt i managed to change the language on my phone to korean…which i do not speak. after much time and effort, i was able to restore the language to one of the 2 1/2 that i do speak, and decided that i didn’t need emoticons that badly.
well, idle hands and all that jazz, i decided to give it another whirl. this time it was much easier to follow the directions. there are symbols for everything. i thought i might never have to text another word again. there’s like 50 differnt faces, every animal is represented, there’s an eggplant. an eggplant? what emotion would be represented by an eggplant. a vegetable with zero nutritional value?
i decided that my first recipient would be my dad, his sense of humor is pretty much on par with mine. so i sent he a message. unfortunately, he couldn’t open it. i began to realize that only iphone users could benefit from these emoticons.
i texted buddy, of course. what did i text him? the smiling pile of poop. i can’t tell you how pleased i was that i could share this with someone…finally.
smiling poop? those japanese are so crazy!