1) green is the best flavor gummi bear.
2) goals made in the 7th minute of a determined 5 minute stoppage time should be disallowed.
3) my driving would be better received if stubby hubs hunk had Valium.
4) RENT-A-BABY would be a great company. The goose thought of it.
5) there is nothing hotter than a man hoovering chocolate donuts off the duvet.
6) the halo of chocolate left on said duvet is decidedly less hot.
7) key holes are not for finger sticking.
8) iPad golf is weird.
9) playing wing man to the hotel bartender was fun. She made drinks I chatted them up.
10) cafe parish’s pork belly sandwich is stupid good.
One to grow on:
Man am I lucky. I have teenagers that want to be around me. A husband that keeps me grounded but doesn’t want me to be someone else. I’m going to wallow like a pig in the splendor that is my life. No words. I’m going to gather every drop into my bucket.