1)If only there was a way to tell what was too many before you crossed the line.
2)It seems that that fart smell in my car was a 3 month old yogurt under the back seat. Mystery solved…
3)Once again I have proved that I have NO business using a glue gun. Another project immortalized by a scar.
4)Walking in a winter wonderland is more fun without freezing rain.
5)Sand tarts are THE Christmas cookie.
6)Never take a long walk in the snow without a pocketful of hot tottie. It’s the only survival measure needed.
7)If you aren’t laughing at work, you aren’t doing it right.
8)Greek women’s problems: cutting yourself while shaving…your face.
9) my feet were much cuter when I could afford regular pedicures.
10) If you close your phone in the car door JUST right you can bend the phone instead of shattering the class.
And one to grow on:
It is probably a morbid contemplation, but I often wonder what my funeral will look like. I know what music I want to be played. Who would come? Who would speak? This is the business left to the people still among the living. I know I want there to be laughter. I hope people will retell some of the stories I have told here. I hope my children will remember dance parties in the kitchen. I hope stubby hubs hunk will remember how we laughed. I hope that the people I know well will think of something special between us. If I have done nothing else in my time here, I hope I have made people smile.