1) If you eat charcuterie in bed you will dream of working in a deli.
2) I’m on a beet kick
3) Lala said I’m Influential, I’m pretty sure she meant I have influenza
4) One boxer makes more poops than 3 Boston terriers
5) Why sleep when you can watch the orange lighted clock reminding you of how much time you have until your alarm goes off
6) Dirty counters might just be the death of me
7) stubby hubs hunk makes some banging granola.
8) I am grateful for the sunshine.
9) I will stop misplacing my wallet.
10) Elvis Costello is a fine way to start the week.
And one to grow on:
Just when I feel I can not stomach any more news of humanity checking out. Of civilization turning on itself. I hear of a man willing to advocate for a dear friend. A perfect stranger to him. These are the people who should be in the health care profession. Faith in people restored.