What I learned Monday #178

1) Ombudsman…not a Gardner or pot dealer
2) I wonder if the beagle ever gets tired of singing the song of his people.
3) When you give up a job in the house, you get what you get and you don’t get upset. But strawberries have to be organic.
4) Peri-menopausal rage is a lot like being possessed…by a heavy weight champion boxer…on the meth.
5) share the flipping road!
6) moose has a new lady love and her name is Sophie.
7) eBay gave me a new shelf in my closet.
8) 10:00 soccer games are stupid.
9) I like Monday Tuesday.
10) I wish I could crack my neck both ways.
And one to grow on:
Selling coffee is not unlike being a bartender. I’ve done both and you end up being a listener in either case. Sometimes a person will pour their heart out in a way that is excruciatingly intimate. A way in which a smile can’t fix. Sometimes you must wait until the soul bearer walks away to perfect their cup of coffee. You must step behind them and squeeze them just tight enough for them to know that they aren’t alone. Sometimes this event will illicit an unexpected response which sounds a lot like the pilsbury dough boy.

One response to “What I learned Monday #178”

  1. laura

    I thought you were selling on ebay….:)

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