1)beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but everyone can see stupid.
2)my silliness is some people’s vitamins. thanks BFR.
3)my BGV is gonna get famouser
4)not everyone finds hairless rats as cute as we do. they just have to learn to find the beauty in ugly.
5)digging a new flower bed is always harder work than you think it is going to be.
6)some people (Buddy) call my talking in a bar, holding court. come to think of it, isn’t that just what the queen should be doing? long live the queen!
7)i am the luckiest.
8)i will never get used to adults leering at my eleven year old.
9)you’d think adults would be a bit better at hiding their leering.
10)i sweat more than the average bear. and by that i mean a real live bear. or maybe i just smell worse than a real live bear when i sweat.
and one to grow on
i am nothing in this world with out the ones that i love. alone you can only rise up so high. when you know love, you can always keep your head up because you know someone else will be there to catch you when you fall.