1) I don’t do spinning blades.
2) I once almost lost my thumb in a horrible sweet potato accident.
3) a house full of big personalities can be a challenge. Challenge accepted.
4) it seems that you CAN get so mad that you pop a boner. Well I can’t but some of you can.
5) I am competing with stubby hubs hunk to see which of us can fill in their mustache first. His with actual hair and mine with freckles. Call me Randy y’all.
6) with the right pillows a person can successfully spend the week on a couch.
7) a four mile bike ride is all it takes to scorch my face….
8) man is it good to be back in my bed.
9) man is it good to be back with my animals.
10) it never gets old…being me.
And one to grow on:
To be missed is a glorious feeling. To be welcomed back into the fray of those you love most. To be told there was a vacuum in your absence. Be it tiny, a hole was left in the place you fill. Thank you for making me feel special. It made coming home all that more glorious. Love you.