1)poop and lasagna make the M.O.D. think of me. Not sure what that means.
2) I love being the king of fireworks.
3) I can go from bed to work in 12 minutes.
4) I talk real fancy, but just when I say croissant and foyer.
5) I made the most awesome ice cream sandwiches.
6) never underestimate the power of play.
7) nothing restores humility to a teenager faster than walking through a closed sliding screen door.
8) I managed to not laugh at said teen until I realized that the event caused them to launch their awesome ice cream sandwiches.
9) I love a painting project.
10) I feel dopey.
And one to grow on:
Sometimes you just have to be the bad guy. It’s not fun. It’s not easy. It’s your job. They don’t have to like it. I didn’t get into that parenthood to make friends. I did it to make good, honest, hard working people.