1) this is the best time of year.
2) I don’t like being told what to do.
3) nothing closes out a long day of yard work like hot dogs over the fire pit.
4) blind dogs can’t chase like they used to but they can dig with the best of them.
5) I don’t know how non-coffee drinkers get going on a chilly morning.
6) many adult men do not put the seat back down in public restrooms….i do not approve.
7) my kid thinks we have a dirty house.
8) almost 16 year old kid for sale…..cheap.
9) Mondays are for chumps.
10) people LOVE to touch curly hair, also known as reason #792 why straight hair is better.
And one to grow on:
Some live by the saying “plan the work and work the plan”. That’s cool for some people. It just isn’t the way my brain works. Maybe it’s confidence. Maybe it’s hubris but I always believe I can wing it out of anything. Chalk it up to the if it ain’t broke school of thought. I’m not broken, just different.