1) silly putty is not easily removed from television remote buttons.
2) butt wipes help remove silly putty from most things.
3) this town can be pretty incestuous.
4)train wrecks are much more amusing if you’re watching them…not in them.
5) there is such a thing as TOO much coffee.
6) i am the luckiest.
7) i guess your brain might be nervous even if you didn’t think you are. aw heck, who needs sleep.
8) good neighbors are a blessing
9) weeds are draught resistant
10) i turn into a man when i box…or so i’ve been told
and one to grow on
i am so grateful to have supportive family and friends. i hope you all enjoy the show tonight. i’ll be the one in the red dress….