1)it’s so nice to have a new remote with all the buttons and everything. our rats had made short work of the old one.
2) a union jersey is horrible for hiding sweat stains…especially under boob ones.
3) i love the fall, now if it would come and stay i would be thrilled.
4) nothing beats the smell of a baby.
5) my kids haven’t had that smell for some time.
6)my level of lame has hit a new high as i am eagerly awaiting the delivery of our new bed.
7)said new bed may revolutionize party tuesday!!!
8)ass grass or gas nobody gets a back rub for free.
9)crunches hurt my gummi bears, but i guess that’s the purpose. (explanation: i call my muffin top my gummi bears cause that’s what’s living in there.)
10)a perfect saturday is me, the kids, stubs, and tailgating at a philly union game.
one to grow on
everybody deserves to be loved and to be loved well. every love affair will cost us something. a piece of who ourselves. our dignity. the way people view us. our place in this world. we just need to make sure that it’s worth the cost.