what i learned monday

first hi and welcome to the face lifted monkey site.  i would like to thank tara, of Scoutie Girl fame, for making it ooze gorgeousity.

so here are the things i learned last week.

1)i will wear stubby hubs hunk down about getting philly union season ticket….eventually.

2)i should be good at texas hold’em cause i’m not afraid to go all in.

3)there is a clear difference between sugar free and regular gummi bears.  sugar free give me gas enough to power a HUMMER.

4)pedicures are a gift from the gods.

5)soccer makes for ugly feet, but it turns out with some pink polish, you actually can polish a turd.

6)i make people worry when i hibernate…i wish i could fix that.

7)my buddy may have gone to paris to execute a painting heist.

8)my children are not perfect.

9)my children are pretty freaking awesome.

10) stubby hubs hunk’s friends from college seem to be shocked that he managed to get married.  i’m still not sure if it’s that he married at all or that he married me.

and one to grow on

11)our nature is the one thing that we can not change.  we should embrace the depth with which we are able to love as there is a correlation between the depth with which we love others and how deeply we love ourselves.

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11 responses to “what i learned monday”

  1. Margaret

    Love the facelift and I feel you on the hibernating. People think I hate them when I’m just trying to re-charge my spazz batteries.

  2. Ellen Finger

    Welcome back! I missed your monkeying. The new site looks great!

  3. Holly B

    Paris for a heist? ! I am intrigued. Should we be watching America’s Most Wanted??

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  5. Amy

    Love the facelift and I feel you on the hibernating. People think I hate them when I’m just trying to re-charge my spazz batteries.

  6. buddy

    …any one need a Matisse or a Picasso…lightly used, but looks like new. Must pick up.

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