1) sunscreen is important
2) getting poison ivy on boobs is just ridiculous.
3) teleconferences are not for those with attention challenges.
4) i can no longer party like it’s 1999.
5) i’m a sucker for a tv marathon.
6) pet rats with cherry tomato sized lumps may not need to have a dose of the sleepy pink juice.
7) i probably should have taken lumpy pet rat to vet before buying baby replacement rats.
8) i love a parade.
9) i love watching my kids scramble for candy being launched from floats in parades even more.
10) people will buy a quilt that i make…on purpose.
and one to grow on
when you say what you mean and mean what you say, people will stop looking for a deeper meaning.