1)it is hard to focus on goalie duties when the bleachers are behind you and you feel your OB string tickling your inner thigh.(after further inspection, it was determined that the tickling was imagined. i will, however, go to my grave faulting the 3 goals in 3 minutes for the tickling).
2)you know it’s a good friend when they call you the next morning to tell you that they can still smell the garlic that had wafted off your body trapped in their car.
3) evidently they are tea-bagging on the playground. i can not tell you where i get my information, but i am confident that their tea-bagging isn’t what i think it is.
4)on our way home from the goose’s birthday adventure i overheard her saying to her friend while drinking cocoa, “i feel like a big girl.” strangely, this made me picture her as a 2 year old.
5)15 inches is WAY too big…for a skillet.
6) around here, plowing half the road is considered a job well done.
7)i bought a dutch oven and i’m pretty sure i won’t ever be able to use it with a straight face.
8) depression sucks.
9) anxiety disorder is worse.
10) i can’t wait to play co-ed with my new team. FC AYP will rock you.
and one to grow on:
this morning was another bumpy monday. some how it was my checking on her to see is she’s dressed yet that detered the goose from doing that very thing. i’m pretty sure that’s 13 year old logic. after the third check on her i left her door cracked. there is only thing that i hate more than waking up at 6 am, that’s slamming doors. i lost my cool. i went down to make her lunch. she came down shortly there after. after finishing lunches, i told her i was going back to bed. if she missed the bus she was going to be grounded. i was too angry to parent. i needed to remove myself. now its almost 10 and my stomach is turning. i feel awful. i wonder if she knows how much i hate having her go to school like that. i wonder if she has forgotten about it already. i would like a do over please.