1)plumbing and ceiling fan installation, nothing makes stubby hubs hunk swear more. this weekend he had an apprentice, the bug. his tongue must be hanging by a thread.
2)crutch tips are not condoms.
3) i am proud to be going to d.c. to lobby against the defunding of planned parenthood.
4) i am disappointed that i have to go to d.c. to lobby against the defunding planned parenthood.
5) i think stubby hubs hunk enjoys watching mystery science theater 3000 even more because i do not.
6) there are some people on face book whose status updates give me great pleasure, but probably not in the way that they were intended.
7) rainy days and modays make me think spring is coming.
8) it’s impossible for a 10 year old boy to understand the concept of delayed gratification.
9) sometimes you find things in the midst of loss.
10) you may think that crab cakes and fries on a salad would be gross….you would be wrong.
and one to grow on
i am surprised by what shames me. i am even more surprised in what does not shame others.E